Thursday, February 20, 2014

Why I will never see "A Whole New World." The Aladdin Movie's hidden drug use agenda

Guys, all my friends say I'm looking way too much into this. But then one person finally said, "Yeah, maybe." So I know I'm not crazy and writing this blog to PROVE IT to you.

Aladdin was a big hit twenty years ago, and everyone loves the song "A Whole New World." Seeing things like this  movie just breaks my heart! It's obviously just propaganda. I mean really, a non-verbal autistic child just all of a sudden singing? So staged and planned by liberal heathens that are trying to get your kids to do drugs!

Now hear me out. Aladdin is a story that take place in The Middle East. As in, where they grow opium.

The video starts out with Aladdin being chased by Jafar's men. This is obviously a reference to the evil's of law enforcement cracking down on drug use, that isn't even hurting anybody.

Then Jafar is told to find a DIAMOND in the rough.  Diamonds? As in, White Diamonds? As in, METH!

And have you seen Jafar? He is sooooo skinny.  Obviously a drug user as well.

And don't even get me started on the genie. He is obviously a drug-induced hallucination!

Then Aladdin takes Jasmine on a magic carpet ride. As in Steppenwolf's magic carpet ride, which totally talks about using drugs and was probably written while on drugs!

Not to mention the fact that on the magic carpet ride, Aladdin and Jasmine get high (in the sky, but we all know that's just an analogy!)

And if all that doesn't convince you, then let me analyze the lyrics to "A Whole New World" for you, which is obviously referencing the hallucinations one has while under the influence. I will italicize the offensive drug references.

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Now I'm in a whole new world with you
(Now I'm in a whole new world with you)Princess Jasmine: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings

Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath, it gets better)
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back
To where I used to be
A whole new world
Every turn a surprise
With new horizons to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
That's where we'll be
A thrilling place
A wondrous place
For you and me

Parents, don't let the Aladdin's of the world steal away your Princess Jasmine's and turn them to the world of drug use! Blot this movie out of your collections! I don't care how much you like it or how good the music is!

And while we're at it, let's talk about the hidden agenda in FROZEN

Ice cutting as a profession? Really? So now we're telling our children to just plan on living in poverty and getting welfare? Shame on you, Disney! Shame. On. You.